Avast! A federal judge be doubting the caper to shackle Musk's DOGE from sniffing data and shooing crew!
2025-02-17
Arrr, a judge o' the federal seas be doubting the squawkin' 'gainst Cap'n Trump’s DOGE and that scallywag Musk! In a court o' law on Monday, they be tryin' to shackle the treasure of federal data. A fine jest, indeed, matey!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round fer some jolly news from the high seas of justice! A federal judge, the fierce and cunning Judge Tanya Chutkan, be castin' a skeptical eye upon the ruckus brewed by that scallywag, President Donald Trump, and the treasure hoarder, Elon Musk, seekin' to bar the crew from accessin' federal gold and givin' the boot to federal workers. Arrr, she be ponderin' her verdict as we speak!In this here hullabaloo, Judge Chutkan finds herself amidst the shenanigans of the Department of Government Efficiency—aye, DOGE!—snoopin' about seven federal agencies like the Office of Personnel Management and the Department of Commerce, hopin' to trim the sails on government spendin'. But lo and behold! The attorneys general from fourteen states be claimin' that Musk and Trump be playin' pirates with power, but our judge be not so easily convinced!
She be spoutin' that there ain't no imminent danger to democracy, at least not yet. "The things I be hearin' are serious and troubling," she says, but she ain't seen enough to raise the alarm bells! So, hold yer seahorses, mateys! This tale be still unfoldin', and we’ll keep our spyglasses trained for the next twist in this grand adventure!