Arrr! Guardin’ the treasure of American secrets from the Red Sea serpents be key to our grand Captain's plan!
2025-02-17
Arrr, matey! The mighty Trump be settin' sail on the Stargate, searchin' for treasure in the form of protectin' our fine shipmates and our digital booty 'gainst those scallywag Chinese! Aye, ‘tis a noble quest indeed!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round to hear of President Trump's audacious scheme—the $500 billion Stargate project! Aye, this grand venture be aimed at bolstering America’s digital seas, creatin’ jobs aplenty for landlubbers and sea dogs alike.This be no mere trinket; it be a mighty fortress for our data, protectin’ us from the scallywags in China who be eyein’ our treasures. They think they can seize the day in this new Cold War, but we shan't be lettin’ ‘em! With their sneaky ways of infiltratin’ our systems, the Chinese be after nothin’ less than dominion over our technological bounty.
So, the good Captain Trump casts his net, lurin’ investments to build strongholds of data centers on our shores. These be the citadels of our digital sovereignty, safeguarding our secrets from foreign marauders! With every new center raised in Georgia, Texas, or Virginia, we be hoistin’ the American flag high, shoutin’, “No more pillaging!”
The time be ripe to stop the foreign rogues and fortify our own! Aye, let’s rally to protect our digital seas and steer the ship true! With unity and brawn, we’ll keep America’s future bright and our digital treasures safe from prying hands!