Arrr, matey! Amazon be makin' a right mess, and I reckon their new assistant be dumber than a parrot!
2025-02-17
Arrr! It seems the fair Alexa's grand transformation be stalled once more, matey! Instead o’ gettin’ sharper, she be gettin’ duller than a barnacle-covered sword! Aye, the crew at Amazon be raisin’ the Jolly Roger in confusion!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the mighty Amazon's newfangled creation, Alexa! Aye, they be plannin' to unveil a spruced-up version o’ this voice assistant on the 26th of February, but alas, whispers from the depths say its brainpower be more befuddled than a drunken sailor!Word has it from a shadowy source that the new Alexa be makin' far too many blunders when faced with test questions, causin' a delay in her launch till the end of March. They still be showin' her off in New York, but don't ye expect her to answer right, savvy? If the tales be true, this won’t be the first time Alexa's been pushed back—she’s had more delays than a ship caught in a storm!
Rumors swirl that Amazon be thinkin' o’ chargi'n yer coin for the new Alexa, but if she be as unreliable as a scallywag, who’d be willin' to pay? Fear not, for the old Alexa shall remain free and trusty. If they can figure out her kinks, the new AI might finally be the savvy matey it was meant to be—multitaskin' and takin' orders without ye shoutin'. But beware, fer it could be a wild ride if she don't mind her manners! Arrr!