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"Arrr! Delta ship takes a dive, belly-up in Toronto's port! A right jolly mess, mateys!"

2025-02-17

Arrr, mateys! A Delta sky vessel from Minneapolis met a jolly misfortune, crash-landin' at Toronto's harbor—er, airport! The craft be flippin' like a fish outta water, belly up and all, layin' there on the tarmac like a drunken sailor! Avast, what a sight to behold!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a misadventure from the skies above! On a fateful Monday afternoon, a vessel of the skies, a Delta Air Lines contraption, set sail from the land of Minneapolis. But alas, as it approached the shores of Toronto, calamity struck!

With all the grace of a drunken sea dog, the flying beast decided to flip over like a fish caught in a net! The fine folks aboard must’ve thought they were settin’ sail for Davy Jones’ locker, but nay, they be safe and sound, albeit upside down on the tarmac! A sight to behold, I tell ye—pictures captured the metal bird belly-up, lookin’ like a turtle caught on its shell!

Rumor has it, as the crew tried to land, the winds played tricks, makin’ them dance a jig of folly! ‘Twas a landing so wild, it could have earned 'em a spot in the Pirate's Hall of Fame for the most ridiculous of landings. So, next time ye take to the skies, remember this tale and keep yer eyes peeled for the sky pirates of fate, lest ye end up hangin’ upside down like our poor Delta ship!

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