The Booty Report

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"Avast ye! Bravely, a band o' scallywags saved a landlubber lad from a deep pit o' doom! Arrr!"

2025-02-17

Arrr, in Placer County, California, the brave sea dogs sprang forth like cannon fire, snatchin’ a lad of sixteen from a deep, dark pit o’ doom—nearly fifty feet down! Fear not, for they be savin’ the young scallywag from a fate worse than walkin' the plank!

Arrr mateys! Let me spin ye a yarn 'bout a sprightly lad who found himself in a right pickle in the wilds o' California! A band o' scallywags, all in their teenage folly, decided to venture into a dark and treacherous mineshaft, armed only with naught but some household rope. Aye, on the tenth day of February, a 16-year-old lad plummeted down a vertical abyss o' nearly 50 feet, much to the dismay of his hearty crew.

The gallant crew of the Placer County Fire Department, with aid from their brave comrades o' Auburn City, responded to the call, led by the treacherous friends. After a daring trek of 180 feet through a winding tunnel, these brave souls rappelled down, only to find the rope giving way, sending our young matey tumbling down like a sack o' potatoes!

Stuck on a ledge, our intrepid lad tried to scale back, but alas, strength waned. Fear not, for the rescuers arrived, rigging a fancy rope system fit for a ship's mast! With a flick of their wrists, they hoisted the lad to safety, securing him with a harness and whisking him away to the hospital for a fair bit o' patchin' up.

So let this be a lesson, ye landlubbers—adventures be grand, but best leave yer ropes for the sails, lest ye find yerselves in a sticky situation!

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