Arrr! The cap’n o’ Social Security be jumpin’ ship after clashin’ with Musk's mangy mutt over DOGE, savvy?
2025-02-18
Arrr! The fearless lass Michelle King, a long-time sailor in the seas o' the Social Security, jumped ship after a squabble with the scurvy DOGE crew over secrets they be wantin' to plunder! Now, Leland Dudek be takin' the helm. Blimey, what a ruckus on the high seas o' bureaucracy!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale as twisty as the seas! The fair seas of bureaucracy be churnin’ with the recent news of a mighty resignation! Yarr, the acting captain o’ the Social Security ship, one Michelle King, a seasoned sailor in the federal waters since 1994, has thrown down her compass and sailed off into the sunset! All this ruckus be over a tussle with the scallywags at the Department of Government Efficiency, or as I like to call 'em, DOGE! Aye, these landlubbers be tryin’ to plunder sensitive government treasures, all for the whims of the captain of Twitter himself, Elon Musk!On a fateful Saturday, Michelle, fed up with the squawkin’ and squabblin’, decided to abandon ship! But fret not, fer a new captain, one Leland Dudek, has taken the helm. The Washington Post be spinnin' this yarn on the morrow, lettin' all know that the winds of change be blowin' fierce within the ranks of the SSA. So here we be, in a world where the pirates of tech be swaggerin’ in and the bureaucratic seas be as stormy as ever. So hoist yer mugs and raise a toast to the new captain, and may the winds be ever in his favor!