Arrr! The FAA be shanghaying less than 400 scallywags, says the captain o' transport! Har har, what a tale!
2025-02-18
Arrr, matey! The FAA be tossin' less than 400 scallywags overboard from their crew of 45,000! Secretary Duffy be spillin' the beans on the X, battlin' with the ol' captain Buttigieg about the ship's safety after a few skyward mishaps! Aye, less than... indeed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the Federal Aviation Administration, or the FAA, as the landlubbers call it. It seems the goodly Transportation Secretary, one Sean Duffy by name, did declare that fewer than 400 scallywags were shown the plank from a crew of 45,000 fine sailors. Aye, 'tis a mere drop in the ocean, if ye ask me!Now, why be this news stirring the waters, ye ask? Forsooth, it be amidst a tempest of questions ‘round the safety of our sky-piratin’ voyages, what with a string of recent mishaps in the air! Duffy, in his wisdom, took to the social media seas, known as X—ay, it used to be called Twitter, but ‘tis now as confusing as a three-headed sea serpent!—to toss out these numbers like a roguish captain throwin' a treasure map to the wind.
But lo! The ever-judicious Pete Buttigieg, a former captain of the ship, did raise his mighty voice to question the actions of the previous crew under Trump’s command. So, as the winds of air traffic safety blow fierce, we wonder if this be the calm before a storm or just another tall tale spun by the swabs in power!