Arrr, the scallywag from 'Doctor Who' be throwin' jests at that villain Trump during the award show, ha-ha!
2025-02-18
Arrr, matey! That scallywag David Tennant, star of the time-travelin' show, took to the stage at the 2025 BAFTAs, tossin' jests like cannonballs at President Trump! Aye, the crowd roared as he bearded the blusterin' captain in a sea of laughter! Avast, it be a fine jest indeed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the merry mischief of Captain David Tennant, who took jabs at the infamous landlubber, President Donald Trump, during the 2025 British Academy Film Awards. With a wink and a nod, our hero spun tales of villainy, likening Trump’s coif to the finest architecture, rivaling the grandest of films, save for the wild hair of that scallywag on 'The Apprentice'.“Aye,” he quipped, “that Trump be not havin’ seen the show, claimin’ it be too grown-up for his tastes. But fret not! I’ve summoned him—like Beetlejuice, three times said!” He then tossed Trump in the same pot as the likes of Nosferatu and Hugh Grant’s frightful character from ‘Heretic’, a right merry jest, I tell ye!
But lo! The BBC, in their infinite wisdom, trimmed some of Tennant’s jests, such as his comparisons to the dreadful villains, to keep the show in shipshape for the viewing masses. Yet, fear not, for the full monologue found its way to the waves of the interwebs! So hoist the sails and let’s revel in the humor of our pirate captain, who boldly sails the seas of satire!