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Arrr! Don Felder, the strummin' swashbuckler, be primed to rock after a scallywag's doctorin' scare!

2025-02-18

Arrr, me hearties! Don Felder be spillin' the beans about his health, after bein' whisked away like a scallywag in a storm whilst rockin' the stage at the Rock Legends Cruise! Fear not, for the ol' sea dog be up and ready to sail again!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the legendary Don Felder, the former axe-slinger o' the Eagles, who be back on his feet and ready to rock the seven seas! In a jolly video shared on the interwebs, the ol' sea dog announced he be feelin’ shipshape after a wee mishap during a performance on the Rock Legends Cruise.

This 77-year-old swashbuckler, donned in his finest black attire, regaled his fans with tales of his sojourn at the “little medical facility,” where he imbibed some precious I.V. fluids. “I feel fantastic!” he declared, much to the delight of his loyal crew. Just days prior, Felder had to be whisked away mid-shanty due to a bout o’ dehydration, but worry not, his manager assured the crowd he’d be back to serenade them once more.

With fans showering him with love and support, Felder’s spirit remains unyielding. So, heed me words: drink yer water, me hearties, and keep the music flowin’! Aye, the legend lives on, and this ol’ pirate's ready to make waves once again!

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