The Booty Report

Arrr, matey! Some tales 'bout the Middle Kingdom be best left unsaid, lest ye fancy a kraken's wrath!

2025-02-18

Arrr, matey! China’s got the high seas of American swabs quakin' in their boots! Celebrities and politicians be shiverin’ at the thought of losin’ their gold, contracts, and shiny trinkets. Aye, best to keep their lips sealed, lest they find the plank awaits them!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the briny deep of the pandemic seas! In the early days of this coronavirus tempest, when most landlubbers were clueless about the far-off port of Wuhan, I had a gut feeling the Chinese Communist Party was spinning yarns yet again. They claimed to have the plague under control while building hospitals faster than a ship in a storm and burning bodies like they were setting sail on a bonfire! Aye, that be no sign of confidence!

With naught but common sense as my compass, I called for a travel ban from that cursed land, but the likes of Fauci and Biden scoffed at me like I was a barnacle on the hull! They leaped to the defense of their Chinese mates, claiming my observations were all just scallywag nonsense. And when I pointed fingers at the Wuhan lab, the Chinese officials cried foul like a parrot squawking in a storm, while our own media labeled me a conspirator! Aye, what a hullabaloo!

Yet, as the tides turned, it became clearer than a calm sea that the Chinese Communist Party be the root of the trouble. So raise a toast to truth and common sense, me hearties, for in these treacherous waters, ye can't always speak freely about the dragons of the East!

Read the Original Article