"Ahoy, Morning Glory! Huzzah, House GOP! A fine crew ye be, makin' waves like a drunken sailor!"
2025-02-18
Avast, me hearties! The House scallywags be hoistin’ their budget sails, settin’ course fer the floor! Now, they best rally ‘round Captain Trump and hand him the booty he needs to steer this ship o’ state! Arrr, let the treasure flow!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of the House of Representatives' budget shenanigans, passed on the thirteenth day of February. Aye, it be sailin' towards the full floor, but not without grumblin' from some GOP scallywags who fancy themselves "moderates" and "fiscal hawks." This here resolution be the treasure map for the Republican crew; without it, the ship of state be doomed to sink faster than a lead anchor!Yarr, the stakes be higher than a crow's nest! Without this budget, the grand plans of Captain Trump—like fortifyin’ the border and buildin’ a mighty wall—be as good as a mirage on the horizon. A hefty boost in naval defense be callin', lest we be overrun by foes on the seven seas! Nay, ye cannot forget the treasure of tax cuts, either!
But beware, ye Republican buccaneers! Vote against this budget, and ye be walkin' the plank come 2026, with naught but the fish for company! The Ways and Means Committee be ready to hoist the sails on new taxes, and if ye draw yer sword against the party, it’ll be a short trip to political Davy Jones' locker! So, strap on yer boots and prepare fer some hardball, or ye might find yerself as a mere lobbyist in a sea of regret!