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Arrr! After the Affirmative Action Ruling, ye Asian mateys pondereth, what be the future holdin' fer us?

2023-07-08

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Be it their thoughts on race-conscious admissions or not, these young landlubbers be wary of the college application jig. Methinks they reckon naught be changin' anytime soon, arrr!

In the language of a 17th century pirate, mateys be wary of the treacherous college application process, arrr! Even though they may have differing opinions on race-conscious admissions, these scurvy students be skeptically eyeing the horizon, believin' that this stormy sea won't see much alteration.

Avast! The college application process be a treacherous journey, fraught with peril and uncertainty. The thought of navigating through this turbulent sea be enough to make even the bravest buccaneer shake in their boots. But even with such fear, some of these landlubbers believe that the winds of change won't blow too strongly in the direction of admissions policies.

Arrr, despite their differing views on race-conscious admissions, these young swashbucklers be united in their wariness. They be thinkin' that the powers that be won't be makin' any significant alterations to the way they judge a potential matey's worthiness to join their esteemed crew. The skepticism be as thick as the fog that shrouds Davy Jones' locker.

But let it be known, me hearties, that these doubting souls still be settin' sail on this treacherous sea of college applications. They be fightin' against the tides, battlin' the monstrous waves of essays and recommendation letters, all while keepin' a keen eye on the shores of acceptance. Arrr, they be brave souls, despite their doubts.

So, me hearties, let us raise a mug of grog to these brave buccaneers who dare to venture into the dangerous waters of college applications. May they find the treasure they seek, be it through a fair and equitable process or through a system that remains largely unchanged. And may their journeys be filled with laughter and good cheer, for even a pirate's life can be humorously unpredictable at times.

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