Arrr! Just when Nvidia’s RTX 5000 hullabaloo be chaotic, a scallywag snagged the RTX 5070 Ti 'fore the launch!
2025-02-18
Arrr, it be lookin' like Nvidia be cursed by Davy Jones himself! The RTX 5070 Ti be slippin' into the clutches of landlubber gamers ‘fore it even sets sail! Aye, what a scallywag of a predicament!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the treacherous seas of tech, where a crafty Redditor hath snagged an RTX 5070 Ti before its grand unveiling on the morrow of February 20. Aye, this hullabaloo happens just a day before the reviews be set to drop, makin’ it a right peculiar escapade!But hark! The winds of fate be blowin’ foul, as this new GPU be likened to a cursed treasure—rumors abound that it’ll suffer the same stock troubles that plagued its kin, the RTX 5090 and 5080. Aye, the scalpers be licking their lips, ready to raid the hapless souls seeking this shiny bauble!
The Redditer, bless their soul, did pay a king’s ransom more than the rightful price, a tale not so surprising in this era of inflated booty. The marketplace be riddled with ruffians trying to hawk their wares for a pretty penny, makin’ ye ponder if it’s wiser to cling to yer trusty RTX 4000 series for now.
So, me hearties, if ye find yerself with a Radeon RX 7900 XTX or a stout RTX 4080 Super, fret not! Ye be sailin’ smooth seas while this GPU tempest brews. Hold tight to yer doubloons and wait for calmer waters, lest ye find yerself payin’ treasure for a mirage!