The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The mobula fish be vanishin' from the Gulf o' California, like a treasure map in a stormy sea!

2025-02-18

Arrr, matey! The conservation crew be a hearty lot, settin’ their sights on the grand rays of the Pacific! They be chasin’ ‘em with magic tags and sky-flyin’ contraptions, all while spillin’ the beans on scallywags sellin’ their meat and bits! A jolly fight fer the fins, I say!

Aye, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the noble souls known as conservationists, who be takin' a stand fer the grand rays o' the Pacific Blue! These brave scallywags be doin' all manner of curious capers to keep the splendid creatures safe from the clutches of greedy buccaneers!

With their fancy devices and wicked gadgets, they be taggin' these majestic rays with acoustic trinkets, just like a parrot's shiny bauble! Aye, they be trackin’ 'em faster than a ship sails through a stormy sea! And if that ain't enough, they be sendin’ drones a-flyin' like a flock o' seagulls, makin’ sure no scoundrel be up to no good!

But lo! The seas be riddled with villainy, for some rascals be tryin' to peddle the meat and parts of these fine rays on the black market, as if they be mere treasure! But fear not, for our brave conservationists are exposin' these dastardly deeds, shinin' a light on the shady dealings that would make even Davy Jones shudder!

So raise yer tankards, me mateys, to the conservationists, who fight like true swashbucklers to keep the rays of the Pacific swimmin’ free and wild! Yarr, it be a grand adventure indeed!

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