Arrr, matey! In January, Southern shore snagged fewer scallywags than the plague's wildest storm, ye savvy?
2025-02-18
Arrr, me hearties! In the month of January, fewer scallywags be caught tryin’ to sneak into the land of the free, as the second Trump crew be battin’ down the hatches at the southern seas! A plunderin’ 85% drop, says the Customs buccaneers! Avast, the tide be turnin’!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the latest tidings from the land o' the free! It be said that in the month o' January, during the reign of Captain Trump the Second, we be seein' a sharp decline in the scallywags tryin' to breach the southern shores o' the United States from the land o' Mexico. Aye, ’twas a good scrap for the Border Patrol, who be proudly reportin' a staggering 85% drop in those pesky immigrants lookin' to hoist their sails into American waters compared to the year prior!From the 21st to the 31st day of January, they be catchin' far fewer wayward souls than the year before, as the captain’s policies be workin' like a charm. The seas be calmer, and the winds of change be blowin' in favor of the laws of the land, or so the Customs and Border Protection be proclaiming in their latest scrolls!
So, grab yer grog and raise a toast to the mighty Border Patrol, for they be holdin' strong against the tide of illegal entries! Let it be known, the high seas be a treacherous place, but with the right crew and command, they be keepin' the ship steady and true. Yarrr!