Arrr, matey! Musk's trusty DOGE be sailin' to the SEC soon—hold on to yer doubloons, ye scallywags!
2025-02-18
Arrr! Elon Musk be havin’ many a scuffle with the S.E.C. over the decade, like a parrot on me shoulder! Now, his band o’ budget savers be sailin’ towards them regulators! “They be approachin’ the gates!” whispered a scallywag, keepin' it under me hat!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of a landlubber named Elon Musk, a swashbuckler of the modern age, who be clashin’ swords with the fearsome Securities and Exchange Commission. Aye, for a decade now, this rogue has been sailin’ the turbulent seas of regulation, raisin' more ruckus than a ship full o' drunken sailors!But hold fast, for hear this! Word on the wind be that Musk and his merry crew from the Department of Government Efficiency be settin' course for the SEC’s stronghold, ready to storm the gates! Aye, it appears they be comin’ in hot with their cutthroat cost-slashing strategies, lookin’ to make waves in the bureaucratic waters.