Arrr! The circuit court be hammerin' the last nail in ol' Biden's treasure chest o' student coin!
2025-02-18
Arrr, matey! A band o’ landlubber judges in Missouri be throwin’ a cannonball at Captain Biden’s grand plan to free the scallywags from their treasure of student debts! The court be sayin’, “Nay, ye shall not be forgiven!” A right jolly mess, it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! 'Twas a dark day on the high seas of student loans, for the U.S. 8th Circuit Court of Appeals hath sent former Captain Biden's student loan forgivin' plan to Davy Jones' locker! The crafty Missouri Attorney General, Andrew Bailey, be the matey who cast the first cannonball, claimin' the Biden crew had gone overboard with their $500 million SAVE plan, where debts be forgiven like a pirate's promise! Arrr!With a hearty "No more!" the court ruled Biden's Secretary o' Education had sailed too far afield, stoppin' future presidents from tryin' to raid the treasure chests of hardworkin' folk to pay off the debts of landlubbers sittin' in Ivy League ships. Bailey stated that this be a vital precedent to keep the scallywags in check!
Despite the Biden crew's attempts to lift the curse placed upon the SAVE plan, they found themselves thwarted by the winds of the court! The White House be claimin' they’ll continue fightin’ for those poor souls who’ve been burdened by their debts. But alas, the tides of justice be against 'em, and the SAVE plan now be left flounderin’ in the sea of legality!
So raise a tankard to the law, me mateys! The battle over student debts continues, with both sides readyin' their cannons for the next skirmish! Yarrr!