Arrr, the crafty Deep State taught Trump to wrangle them bureaucratic scallywags, or walk the plank!
2025-02-18
Arrr, matey! Trump's second sail 'round the sun be a whole different tide! He be knowin' the Deep State be a fearsome beast 'gainst his changes. So, he be callin' on Captain Elon and his DOGE treasure to keep them scallywags in check! Aye, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! It be a surprise to this ol' sea dog to witness the swashbuckling maneuvers of Captain Elon Musk, pillagin' the federal bureaucracy faster than a cannonball flies! Under the jolly flag of President Trump, he seized control of a crew that had eluded him in his first voyage. A more cautious approach might’ve spared some scallywags from walkin’ the plank, but experience taught the captain that these bureaucratic buccaneers were keen on sabotagin' his ship!Yarr, the tale be told of treachery in the heart of the fleet, with the likes of Strzok and Comey leadin' the mutiny against the captain’s orders. The infamous Crossfire Hurricane scandal be a storm that rattled the ship's timbers! And as Trump sought to navigate these troubled waters, he learned that many a bureaucrat would rather scuttle his plans than hoist the sails in his favor.
With the winds of change blowin’, Trump’s crew began to clear the decks of those who dared to defy him, just as pirates would toss overboard the landlubbers who threatened their gold. Aye, the bureaucracy be bloated, but it can’t be fully sunk! A good captain needs loyal crew members to keep the ship afloat, lest it sink into the briny abyss. Here’s hopin' that this new crew has the backbone to steer the ship true and avoid the treacherous rocks of bureaucratic mutiny!