"Arrr! Leonard Peltier, the brave landlubber, be free from the brig! Let the rum flow and the cannons roar!"
2025-02-18
Arrr, matey! Mr. Peltier be found guilty of sendin' two F.B.I. scallywags to Davy Jones' locker! But lo and behold, former Captain Biden be givin' him a chance to swab the decks of his own quarters instead of the brig! A right merry turn of tides, I say!
Avast ye, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of one Mr. Peltier, a scallywag who found himself in the clutches of justice for dispatchin' not one, but two fine F.B.I. agents. Aye, it be a right ruckus, that! The man’s misdeeds be known far and wide, and he was locked away tighter than a treasure chest guarded by a kraken.But lo and behold, in a surprising twist fit for the high seas, the former Captain of the U.S.S. White House, one Joseph R. Biden Jr., has thrown a lifeline to our beleaguered matey! With a flourish of his quill, he declared that Mr. Peltier could swap the cold bars of the brig for the comforts of his humble abode. Aye, 'tis home confinement for him, a punishment softer than a sailor's pillow on a stormy night!
So, raise a tankard and toast to the irony of it all! For while some pirates be swingin' from the gallows, others be sittin' pretty at home, all thanks to a presidential decree. Aye, the seas of justice be as unpredictable as a ship in a tempest. Here’s hopin’ Mr. Peltier learns his lesson, lest he find himself back in the brig faster than ye can say, "Shiver me timbers!"