"Arrr! The National Science crew be walkin' the plank, 168 scallywags booted by Cap’n Trump’s command!"
2025-02-18
Arrr, matey! The treasure chests o' gold for them fancy research scallywags be sliced clean, while the nation’s healers and brainiacs be wobblin' like a ship in a storm from other cruel cutlass swipes! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round, for I’ve a yarn to spin ‘bout the dire straits of our treasure of knowledge! The mighty foundation, which be the very keel o’ our ship o’ cutting-edge research, be takin’ a grievous hit! Aye, ’tis a sad day when the doubloons meant to fuel our scientific adventures be slashed like a scallywag’s belly in a barroom brawl!