Arrr! HP scooped up Human Ai, sendin' the AI pin to Davy Jones’ locker for a proper, jolly farewell!
2025-02-18
Arrr, matey! HP be swabbin' the decks and snatchin' up that Humane! But blow me down, they be tossin' the Humane AI pin overboard! A fine treasure turned to naught, like a ship with no wind in her sails! Avast, what a jolly jest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the Humane AI Pin, a contraption that sailed its maiden voyage in November of 2023 and, lo and behold, found itself on the rocks by April of 2024! The scallywags at HP be plundering this misguided treasure for a sum of $116 million, but alas, the AI Pin be no more, with nary a piece of hardware to be seen!This peculiar gadget claimed to be the future, showing messages not on a screen, but by projecting images onto yer hand, making ye feel like the captain of a high-tech ship. However, reviews from early adopters were as harsh as a stormy sea, with one critic dubbing it “the worst product ever reviewed.” Even the battery clip was said to be a fire hazard—talk about a recipe for disaster!
Yet, the gents at HP be singing a different tune, eager to harvest the AI magic from Humane's treasure trove of patents and talent. They aim to weave this newfound sorcery into their own devices, promising an intelligent ecosystem fit for the finest of tech swashbucklers!
So, for ye unfortunate souls who shelled out $699 for this doomed device, fear not! Rumors abound that discounts might be on the horizon for ye loyal customers. Aye, what a merry jest this be!