“Arrr! The National Science Foundation be tossin’ 168 scallywags overboard as the federal ship be cleanin’ house, ha-ha!”
2025-02-18
Arrr, matey! The NSF be givin' the ol' heave-ho to salty seadogs, even those who'd weathered a whole year o' probation! Aye, even the scallywag at-will crew ain't safe from Davy Jones' locker! What a fine mess o' mischief, eh?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout some scallywags who found themselves walkin' the plank at the NSF! Aye, it seems the cap'n of this fine ship decided to trim the crew, firin' both seasoned sea dogs who had weathered their one-year probation—aye, they be permanent mates—and those at-will landlubbers who never quite made anchor.