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Kash Patel be thinkin' o' usin' the FBI fer a right jolly bit o' revenge, arrr!

2025-02-18

Arrr, matey! Patel be a scallywag, blastin’ his words like cannonballs! Instead o' mendin' the sails o’ society, he be slicin’ ‘em apart, chasin' fame rather than keepin' the crew safe. Aye, he be more trouble than a kraken on a calm sea!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer I be spoutin' a tale o' one Patel, a landlubber whose quill be more divisive than a cannonball in a crowded tavern! Aye, this rogue be penning missives not to shield the good folk of the realm, but to wedge 'em apart like a ship's hull split by a treacherous reef!

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