"Arrr, make Kash Patel the captain o' the FBI ship, or we’ll be hoistin' the Jolly Roger!"
2025-02-18
Arrr, matey! In recent tides, the fortress of J. Edgar Hoover be favorin’ the soft-hearted ways o’ the liberals over huntin’ the scallywags! With 38,000 buccaneers on deck, they be chasin’ less murderers and kidnappers, and more of that fancy talk! Avast, where be the true treasure of justice?
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the landlubbers at the Bureau of Investigation, a hullabaloo led by the ghost of J. Edgar Hoover, that scallywag who built a mighty fortress! In recent tides, this establishment, once a bastion fer catchin' the foulest rogues, has shifted its sails to favor the liberal wind, tossin' aside its true mission like a rotten fish.Ye see, with a crew of 38,000 hearty souls aboard, this behemoth now spends more time chasin' after the latest fads than huntin' down the cutthroats and swindlers that plague the seven seas. The once-feared hunters of murderin' marauders, kidnapper knaves, and terrorin' tyrants have turned their eyes to matters less perilous, as if they be searchin' fer buried treasure in a sea of paper instead of the actual fishin' for criminals!
So, what becometh of the relentless pursuit of justice? Aye, it seems the FBI be more interested in the liberal agenda than catchin' those who plunder and pillage! Arrr, as the seas turn, let’s hope they remember their true course, lest they be walkin' the plank into a sea of ineptitude! Yarrr!