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Arrr! Trump be scribblin' orders t' ponder IVF expansion and demandin' the crew show their cards, savvy?

2025-02-18

Arrr, mateys! In the land o’ West Palm Beach, Cap’n Trump be scribblin' on parchment to make the treasure of in vitro fertilization more plunderable and less costly! He be callin’ fer policies to guard IVF access and cut them coin costs. Aye, he wants all hands to get a fair shot at the bounty!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the sandy shores o’ West Palm Beach, where the grand Trump hath put quill to parchment! On a fine Tuesday, the captain o' the ship o' state signed a mighty executive order, chartin’ a course to make in vitro fertilization as easy to come by as a bottle o’ rum on a pirate ship!

This here order be callin’ fer policy recommendations to guard the treasure that be IVF access and to slash the costs quicker than a cutlass through the air! Aye, the White House be sayin’ they want to make them pesky out-of-pocket expenses and health plan costs walk the plank! On the campaign trail, Trump, the bold buccaneer, shouted from the crow’s nest for universal coverage o’ IVF treatment, especially after his mates on the Supreme Court lent a hand with their legal sorcery.

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