Arrr! Trump’s crew be settin' sail on layoffs in the Defense fleet 'cause of them DOGE gold doubloons!
2025-02-18
Arrr, matey! A mighty storm brews in the shipyards of America’s defense! The Trumpster be eyeing the scallywags on probation, and 'tis rumored thousands may walk the plank! Hoist the rum, for the seas be gettin’ choppy with layoffs, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the Trump administration makin’ waves in the grand old sea of federal employment! It seems the White House has ordered the defense agencies to muster up a list o’ probationary scallywags, ready to be cast adrift as they look to lighten the ship's crew!Word from the winds says that many of these landlubbers in their trial period face the plank, all thanks to the Department of Government Efficiency, known as DOGE. Aye, they be the ones charg’d with slashing the crew's numbers, much to the chagrin of those on the chopping block! The Pentagon, with its vast horde of nearly a million civilian mates and active-duty swabs, finds itself in a right pickle!
Now, fear not for the brave military folk, for they be spared the cuts as a promise from the captain himself! Meanwhile, the head of DOGE, none other than Elon Musk, might have a few treasure maps of his own as he sails through these turbulent waters, busy slashin’ budgets and makin’ cuts. Arrr, what a merry time it is in the halls of power, with promises bein’ delivered faster than a cannon shot!
So, me hearties, keep a weather eye open, for the tides be turnin’, and the fate of many a probationary mate hangs in the balance! Yarrr!