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Avast! Paul Simon be returnin’ to the stage after seven long years, though his ears be as good as a barnacle!

2025-02-18

Arrr, me hearties! Paul Simon, the bard of silence, be feelin’ the call of the sea once more! After hangin’ up his boots for near a decade, he’s ready to shanty and sway again! Avast, let the tunes set sail! 🎶🏴‍☠️

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the legendary bard of tunes, Paul Simon, who be hitchin' his sails for a grand return to the stage after a decade-long slumber! At the ripe age of 83, he’s settin’ forth on a merry jaunt dubbed “A Quiet Celebration Tour” in the spring and summer of 2025.

With a heart full of inspiration, Simon be takin’ to intimate harbors fer his performances, where the acoustics be as clear as the Caribbean Sea, thanks to a pesky hearing loss that’s haunted him of late. He be likin’ to share his latest tunes from "Seven Psalms," along with the cherished melodies of yore. Alas, he lost most of the hearing in his left ear, but fret not, for the lad be eager to make waves once more!

Simon’s voyage kicks off in New Orleans on April 4, sailin’ through North America and Canada, with the journey endin’ in Seattle come August. After previous declarations of hangin’ up his boots for good, it seems this old sea dog’s spirit be too wild to be contained. So, hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare for a rollickin’ good time, as Paul Simon be chartin' a course back to our hearts! Arrr!

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