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Arrr! A ruckus 'mongst the scallywags in the government 'bout who be plunderin' yer secrets, matey!

2025-02-19

Arrr, matey! It be the scallywags from Musk's crew o' Government Efficiency plunderin’ treasure troves of secrets from the federal ships! Meanwhile, the landlubbers be throwin’ lawsuits like cannonballs, tryin' to halt their merry raid! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas of bureaucracy!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn most curious about the scallywags from that blaggard Elon Musk’s crew, the so-called Department of Government Efficiency! Aye, these landlubbers be makin’ their way through the deep waters of federal secrets, pilferin’ vast troves of information from the bureaucratic seas, while the court be raisin’ the Jolly Roger of lawsuits to keep 'em at bay!

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