The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast, matey! Here's the lowdown on them Congressional scallywags' treasure maps for plunderin' the booty—er, budget! Arrr!

2025-02-19

Arrr, matey! The Senate be arguin’ over a treasure map for Trump’s grand schemes, while the House be sailin’ a different course altogether. Aye, it be a merry jangle of mischief on the high seas of politics! Avast, what a scallywag of a situation!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand ol' Senate, where the scallywags be battlin' over a treasure map, or what they be callin' a fiscal blueprint. Aye, this here parchment be meant to chart a course for the mighty President Trump’s schemes for our fair land, though the House of Representatives be sailin' in a whole other direction, like ships lost in a foggy sea!

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