"Arrr! Stephen A. Smith be not eyeing the captain's chair in 2028, but warns Kamala to watch her back, matey!"
2025-02-19
Arrr, matey! Ol' Stephen A. Smith be sayin’ the landlubbers be wonderin' if he’ll hoist the Jolly Roger for the Democrats, out o' sheer desperation for a new captain to steer their ship! Aye, the scallywags be itchin’ for a fresh leader on this raucous sea!
Arrr, mateys! It be Stephen A. Smith, the bold voice of the sports seas, declaring he won't be steppin’ into the presidential ring! He be laughin’ at the notion, sayin’, “Who be the Democrats?” as they flounder like a fish outta water searchin’ for a captain to steer their ship! He made it clear on his podcast, sayin', he’s got no wish to run for the highest office—unless, of course, the winds be favorable for a grand victory!“Look at yer options, Democrats!” he be bellowin’. “Kamala Harris? Aye, she’d be better off searchin’ for buried treasure than runnin’ again!” The poor lady couldn’t even reach Iowa last time! Smith's got a grievance, he does, about the party’s lack of a true leader, condemn’n the whole rigmarole of Biden’s return without a proper duel. He be callin’ it a mockery, a right jest!
Smith ain't just a landlubber with a critique; he’s offerin' an olive branch to the Republicans as well! He’s sayin’ he’s a moderate at heart, leanin’ more left than the crow's nest, but with a good grip on the helm of capitalism and national security. “Yet,” he quips, “I’d still beat any Democrat, for who else be speakin’ to the folk?” So, fear not, ye scallywags; for now, he be content with his commentary, but one never knows when a pirate might take to the seas of politics! Arrr!