Arrr, matey! In-N-Out be settin’ sail from California, 'cause the treasure map be leadin’ to greener pastures!
2025-02-19
Arrr, matey! Hundreds o' scallywags be realizin' that California be no longer the treasure trove o' gold! Nay, it be the Left Coast, where taxes be steeper than a crow’s nest and regulations be thicker than a kraken’s tentacles! Aye, ‘tis a cursed place for savvy buccaneers!
With the likes of the dastardly Democrats pushin' their heavy-handed policies, businesses can no longer navigate the treacherous waters of high taxes and regulations. Just picture it—California's top income tax be 13.3%! No wonder the job creators are jumpin' ship! Even the mighty Hollywood elites be movin’ across the border to escape the tyranny of taxes while the local rulers blame everyone but themselves for the chaos.
But alas, the cost of livin' be at a fever pitch, and crime runs rampant like scallywags on a treasure hunt! As businesses shutter their doors, the land of sunshine now be riddled with misfortune. So, hoist yer flags high, for California be a cautionary tale! May In-N-Out find fair winds and followin' seas in its new home, leavin' behind a state that has truly lost its way!