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Arrr matey! What be the meaning of Trump’s decree on makin’ wee babes? A treasure map for baby makin’, I reckon!

2025-02-19

Arrr, the Captain o' the land be proclaiming he’s on a quest to slash the doubloons spent on makin' wee scallywags! Aye, he be lookin' to plunder the high prices of them fertility potions, savvy? Let’s hope he don't sink the ship while tryin’!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ye round to hear the curious tale of the captain of the land, known as the president, who be on a grand quest! Aye, he be seekin’ ways to “aggressively reduce” the coin spent on the magical art of makin’ new little scallywags, known as fertility treatment. Arr, it seems that the cost be weighin’ heavier than a chest o’ gold doubloons on the hearts of many a landlubber.

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