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Arrr, Bessent be takin’ a jolly skip from the G20 lootin’ crew in South Africa, savvy?

2025-02-19

Arrr, matey! The Treasury captain be the second high-ranking lubber to skip the G20 shindig, all 'cause the seas be stormy with South Africa's land squabbles! Aye, 'tis a fine mess, but ne'er fear—there be plenty o' grog on the high seas!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round ye scallywags, fer I’ve a tale that be ticklin’ the funny bone of the high seas! It seems our esteemed Treasury Secretary, that fine landlubber, hath decided to skip the grand festivities of the Group of 20 gatherings. Aye, this be not the first matey to jump ship, as tensions be risin’ like the tide with South Africa o’er their land policies! Yarr, it appears the good folk of the Treasury be more interested in keepin’ their gold than dancin’ with the South African crew at the G20 shindig.

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