Arrr! Trump’s crew be settin' sail, takin' a judge to court fer ponderin' a pirate captain's arrest!
2025-02-19
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump's media crew be throwin' a cannonball o' a lawsuit at a Brazilian judge, claimin' he be stiflin' the right-wing squawks on the high seas o' social media! Just hours ‘fore, the judge be weighin’ the anchor on arrestin’ ol’ Bolsonaro! A fine storm brews, har har!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale as bold as a ship in a storm! It be a fine day when the great captain of the U.S., known to the landlubbers as President Trump, set his sights on a high-flying justice o' Brazil’s Supreme Court. Aye, he be suing the lad fer makin' a right mess of the free speech seas, claimin' he be shuttin' down the voices o' right-wingers like a scallywag sinkin' a ship!This be no ordinary clash o’ titans, no sir! Just hours before the captain unleashed his legal cannon, that very same justice found himself in a pickle, bein' handed an indictment that could lead to the capture of none other than Jair Bolsonaro, the former president and Trump’s matey in the fight against the winds of censorship. The justice now has to weigh whether to toss Bolsonaro into the brig or let him sail free amidst the stormy seas of criminal investigations!