Arrr! DOGE be diggin' up 4 million treasure maps, causin' 90 million ruckus on the high seas of spendin'!
2025-02-19
Arrr, matey! The Department of Government Efficiency be spillin' the beans this fine Tuesday, claimin' they found a treasure trove of over four million credit cards! Blimey! Those scallywags plundered nearly $40 billion last year! What a hullabaloo! Time to swab the deck, I say!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather round and lend me yer ears, fer the scallywags of the Department of Government Efficiency, known as DOGE, have unearthed a treasure trove of 4.6 million shiny credit cards in the U.S. government’s own chest! Aye, they processed a staggering 90 million transactions, spendin' a hefty 40 billion doubloons in this here fiscal year!