Arrr! Trump be turnin' the tides, layin' blame on Zelensky, not that scallywag Putin! What a jolly jest!
2025-02-19
Arrr, as Captain Trump be tryin' to strike a truce with the scallywags in Moscow, he be makin' Ukraine out to be the troublemaker, while the Russians be the ones who sailed in uninvited! Aye, the world be turned upside down like a ship in a storm!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of high seas diplomacy and treachery! Our fearless captain, President Trump, be settin' his sights on a peace deal with the scallywags of Moscow. But lo and behold! He be pointin' his finger at Ukraine, claimin' them to be the ruffians stirrin’ the pot, not the dastardly Russians who be plunderin’ their shores!