Arrr, RFK Jr. be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest about the HHS sayin’ there be just two sexes, matey!
2025-02-19
Arrr, me hearties! It seems Cap'n Trump be callin' upon the Health and Human Services crew to hoist the sails o' his decree, keepin' the fair maidens’ sports free from scallywags in disguise! Aye, the seas be a-changin’, but the humor be as rich as a treasure chest!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the latest scuttlebutt from the high seas of politics! The mighty captain of the land, President Trump, hath issued a decree, a mighty order if ye will, demanding that the good folk of the Health and Human Services Department set sail in accordance with his wishes. Aye, 'tis a matter of sportin’ prowess, where he seeks to bar transgender sea dogs from tossin’ their hats into the ring of women’s sports!In this tumultuous tide, the new guidance be blowin’ in like a squall, causin’ quite the uproar among the crew. The captain, with swagger like a pirate in a tavern, believes that all hands should follow his orders lest they find themselves walkin’ the plank! Aye, it seems the good captain wants to keep the waters of women’s sports as pure as a siren’s song, and he’s ready to man the cannons against any who dare to challenge his command.
So, let it be known across the seven seas, that in the realm of athletic battles, Captain Trump hath thrown down the gauntlet, and the winds of change be a-blowin’. Whether ye cheer or jeer, this tale be one for the ages, full of rum, ruckus, and perhaps a wee bit of reason!