Arrr, Trump be givin’ the Senate scallywags a hearty shove, choosin’ to sail with the House’s treasure map!
2025-02-19
Arrr, me hearties! Just hours after Mr. Trump spun a yarn 'bout a grand “one big beautiful bill,” he tossed the pirates of Congress into a tempest, givin' ‘em mixed orders ‘bout slashin’ the treasure for the needy! Aye, what a jolly mess!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, for I have a tale from the treacherous seas of politics! Our captain, Mr. Trump, be callin' fer a grand treasure—a “one big beautiful bill” fit fer a king! But lo and behold, just hours prior, he be throwin' the whole crew into a tizzy with his confusin' orders to the fine mateys in Congress!