Arrr! Trump be scuttlin' the doubloons for landlubbers not carryin' proper papers, savvy? No gold for ye!
2025-02-19
Arrr, me hearties! The cap’n Trump be givin’ orders to keep the treasure from lurin' landlubbers to our shores! No doubloons for those scallywags sneakin’ in! Aye, let 'em know the seas be rough for them who'd sail in without a proper chart!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the landlubber in the grand seat of power, a fella known as President Trump. Aye, this scallywag issued a mighty executive order, akin to a captain givin’ orders aboard a ship. His decree be aimed at keepin’ the shores of the good ol’ U.S. of A. clear of those who be sneakin’ in like a rat aboard a vessel!With a hearty “Yo ho!” he commanded all federal departments and agencies to hoist the sails of caution, makin’ sure that not a single doubloon of federal treasure be used to entice scallywags to cross the seas illy. He aimed to prevent any shenanigans that might encourage land-huggin’ folks to seek refuge on American shores without the proper passage. It be a move to keep the shipshape of his nation, lest too many rogues board the vessel!
So, there ye have it, mateys! A tale of federal funds and illegal landings, where the winds of governance blow strong and the seas of immigration be as treacherous as a stormy night! Let us raise a tankard to the captain’s orders and hope that the seas remain calm for all us salty sea dogs! Yarrr!