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Arrr! Nvidia be givin' true mateys a fair shot at RTX treasures, leavin' scallywag scalpers shiverin' in the dark!

2025-02-20

Arrr, matey! The cursed RTX 5090 and 5080 be more scarce than gold doubloons! But fear not, for Nvidia be hatchin’ a cunning scheme to aid honest scallywags with a priority pass. Hoist the sails and grab yer treasure, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Nvidia's grand endeavor to thwart them scallywag scalpers from snagging the prized RTX 5090 and 5080 GPUs! Aye, it be true! Team Green hath resurrected the 'Verified Priority Access' program, but alas, it be landlocked to the good ol' US of A for now.

To partake in this treasure hunt, ye must have an Nvidia account created 'fore the fateful date of January 30, 2025. Only then can ye fill out yer interest form and hope for a fair shot at claimin' these bountiful graphics gems at their MSRP, like a proper buccaneer should!

As I be tellin' ye, this scheme be no magic bullet to vanquish the scalpers, but it be a fine start! If them scalpers lack an account from before the deadline, they be out of luck, like a ship lost at sea! Nvidia be hopin' to sift through the chaff with a verification process, and each account be limited to one purchase, keepin' the hoarders at bay.

So raise yer tankards to this step in the right direction! While not all landlubbers can benefit, it gives honest gamers a fair chance to grab these GPUs without sellin' their souls to the devil! May the winds be ever in yer sails, savvy?

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