Arrr, be that scallywag Schimel backin’ the olden law o’ abortion from 1849 in Wisconsin, aye?
2025-02-19
Arrr, matey! Brad Schimel, the scallywag runnin’ fer the Supreme Court in Wisconsin, be backin’ the ancient 1849 abortion scroll, yet claims the landlubbers should cast their votes on such matters. AllSides be sharin’ tales from Gigafact, a crew of news gatherers settin’ the record straight. Avast to Wisconsin Watch fer more!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout one Brad Schimel, a conservative scallywag in the grand state o' Wisconsin. Come April 1, he be tryin' to hoist his flag high in the Supreme Court election seas. This here landlubber be holdin’ fast to an ancient treasure, a law from the year of our Lord 1849, pertainin’ to the matter o’ abortion, which be a hot topic amongst the crew.Now, Schimel be a tricky one, for whilst he clings to that dusty ol’ law like a barnacle on a ship's hull, he also be spoutin’ that the good folk o’ Wisconsin should have the final say on such matters. Aye, he be wantin’ the voters to steer the ship on this contentious course. AllSides, that trusty lookout, be settin’ the tale straight, pointing ye to Gigafact, a network o’ newsrooms that be shootin’ straight about claims on the wide web.
So, as the winds of April blow, keep yer eyes peeled on this here election, for it be a tale of old laws and new voices, and ye never know who might be walkin’ the plank come decision day!