Arrr! The National Park scallywags be firin’ mates, ignitin’ a ruckus o’er treasure worth $640 billion! Blimey!
2025-02-19
Ahoy, mateys! The landlubbers ‘round the national parks be raisin' a ruckus 'bout the scallywag cuts at the Park Service! A thousand greenhorns been tossed overboard, leavin' adventurers wonderin' who'll steer the ship come summer 2025! Avast, what chaos on the high seas of nature await us!
Avast ye landlubbers and sea dogs alike! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve got a tale from the wilds of the national parks that’ll curl yer beards and ruffle yer feathers! The hearty souls who love the great outdoors be raisin' the alarm bells, fer it seems the National Park Service be cuttin' its crew!