Arrr, New York’s toll be sunk like a ship, as Trump’s crew scuttles that cursed congestion treasure!
2025-02-19
Avast, matey! On Wednesday, the Trump ship's crew scuttled New York’s congestion treasure map, much to the joy of the hard-working scallywags! The sea dog Duffy called the scheme a right slap to the working folk. Let all ye landlubbers access the Big Apple without a fee, I say! Arrr!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! It be a momentous day when President Trump’s crew, savvy as they be, signed the death warrant fer that scallywag scheme known as New York’s congestion pricing! Aye, ’twas a cheerin’ victory fer the working class, who be dancin' a jig in the streets!In a missive to the fair Gov’nor Kathy Hochul, the noble US Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy declared, “Nay! I’ll be pullin’ the federal approval fer this cursed program, which be nothin’ but a slap in the face to the hard-workin’ folk and small business owners!” Arrr, can ye believe it? A scheme that threatened to take coin from the pockets of honest sailors and landlubbers alike!
“Every American should be able to sail freely into the bustling port of New York City, regardless of their means!” he proclaimed, raisin’ the Jolly Roger of the common man. So hoist yer tankards high, me hearties! The tides be turnin' in favor of the working class, and the land of the free be a wee bit freer today. Aye, let the laughter echo through the taverns, for the pirates o' politics have struck a mighty blow against the foes of the people!