"Arrr! A scallywag judge be grillin' the DOJ 'bout trans policies, mixin' shelters, Jesus, and Miss Pac-Man like a true jabberwock!"
2025-02-20
Arrr matey! On the second day of jawin’, we be no closer to plunderin’ the truth 'bout how Trump’s decree be settin’ sail for our transgender shipmates in the U.S. fleet. Aye, the questions still swirl like a tempest in a teacup!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a federal judge, Ana Reyes, who be holdin' court in D.C. where the winds of controversy be blowin' fierce! On the second day of oral arguments, she bombarded Justice Department scallywags with queries that'd make even a game master scratch their noggin, tossin' in jests about video games to boot!This fair judge be on the hunt for answers regardin' a decree from Captain Trump, issu'd on Jan. 27, callin’ for the Defense Department to swab the decks on "trans-identifyin' medical standards." Yet, the captain's orders be vaguer than a foggy night at sea, leavin' the judge in a right pickle! She tossed about questions faster than a cannonball, all while pokin' fun at the lack of clarity in the order.
"What would Jesus say?" she quizzed the DOJ lawyers, stirrin' the pot with a bit of holy humor as she pondered the fate of transgender service members. “Would he say ‘WTF, let them in?’” The poor lawyer, Jason Lynch, had no clue, just like a landlubber lost at sea!
In the end, Judge Reyes made it clear that she’d not issue a ruling till the administration sheds light on how their orders affect the brave souls in uniform. So keep yer eyes peeled, for the tides be changin' and a March hearing be on the horizon!