Arrr, the High Court be needin' to bang their gavel on them pesky judges givin' Captain Trump a rough tide!
2025-02-20
Arrr, matey! Captain Mike Davis be sayin’ the high court scallywags must shackle them lowly judges from stealin' ol’ Trump’s captaincy! Let the winds of justice blow fair, or we’ll be in a right pickle, savvy?
Arrr matey, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the grand Captain Trump, who set sail on a most curious journey to shake the very timbers of the Washington seas! With promises of roping in Elon Musk and unleashing the mighty DOGE, he aimed to trim the bloated belly of Uncle Sam by cuttin’ waste, fraud, and abuse like a jolly ol’ cutlass! The landlubbers cheered, givin’ him a mandate as broad as a galleon’s sail!Yet, the fat cats of the DC uniparty be shakin’ in their boots, fer Trump be doin’ what he swore to the good folk! He’s been prowlin’ through the agencies like a hungry shark, uncoverin’ a treasure trove of waste. But lo and behold, activist judges be throwin’ anchors into his plans, claimin’ all manner of nonsense, as if they be the true captains of the ship!
With Secretary Rubio puttin’ thousands on paid leave and judges makin’ up rules from the crow’s nest, it’s a right mess, I tell ye! The courts be usin’ their powers like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder, squawkin’ about executive authority like it’s a bag of doubloons!
Trump be holdin’ fast to his Article II rights, while them judges be tryin’ to hoist the sails of chaos! If this keeps up, we may all be in Davy Jones’ locker! So raise yer tankards and hope the Supreme Court be wise enough to set the ship right before it sails into stormy seas!