Arrr, one moon o’ Trump be remindin’ us scallywags what treasures we've been missin’, savvy?
2025-02-20
Arrr, after but a mere moon in the second term, the jests 'twixt Biden and Trump be like the sun to the murky depths! The good folk of America be recallin' the days when a captain be at the helm, steerin' the ship right! Aye, what a laugh!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand spectacle of the Trump administration! Just a month in, and lo and behold, we be havin' a true captain at the helm once more! The seas be calm, and the fog of the Biden years be lifted, revealin' a leader who be doin' what he promised during the campaign. Aye, the pace be furious, and some landlubbers long for the days when the captain be keepin' to the shadows, but fret not! Trump be makin' sure no soul be forgettin' him, even on Super Bowl Sunday, when the whole world be watchin’ him strut his stuff!Aye, remember when the last captain be hidin' away, and nary a soul knew what be goin' on? Well, those days be behind us! Now, the crew be roused from their slumber, keepin' a keen eye on the horizon as prices soar and chaos looms. Parents be on high alert, fendin' off the mischievous forces tryin' to indoctrinate their wee ones, while the Biden crew be stirrin' the pot with their antics. The seas of politics be tumultuous, me hearties, and there be no rest for the weary! So raise yer tankards to the return of a captain who be steering the ship boldly, for this be no time to be takin’ a break from history, savvy?