Arrr, matey! If Elon be the sole spark, then this ship be sailin' straight to Davy Jones' locker!
2025-02-20
Arrr, Trump be sendin' that scallywag Elon Musk to sniff out spendin' like a dog on a treasure hunt! Now they be wantin’ to count the doubloons in Ft. Knox, havin' not peered in there since the days of yore! Did the whole crew fall asleep at the helm?
Ahoy mateys! The winds be blowin' whispers of a great treasure hidden in Fort Knox, a grand hoard of 8,133 tonnes o' gold! Rumors be flyin' faster than a cannonball, callin' for that scallywag Elon Musk to dive into the depths and audit this stash, somethin' that hasn't been done in over 50 years! But what be the other landlubbers doin'? They be sittin' on their backsides while the good captain Musk be settin' sail on this quest!Now, I ask ye, with 535 Congress folk and a shipload of bureaucrats, why's it feel like Musk be the only one with a map to our golden booty? Fort Knox ain't seen an audit since the days of yore, and it seems the scallywags in charge be more interested in throwin' tantrums than takin' action! Why indeed should a busy pirate like Musk be the one to right the ship when the whole crew be loungin' about?
And let’s not forget that landlubber Elizabeth Warren, throwin' shade like a parched pirate in a desert, accusin' Musk and Trump of swingin' a wreckin' ball at our government. Arrr, if she truly cared, she’d join the hunt instead of poutin'! So here’s a hearty call to arms: ye scallywags in power, rise up and prove yer worth, or prepare to walk the plank, for the crew be ready to cheer when DOGE takes the helm!