Arrr, McConnell be throwin' in the towel, sayin' he won’t hoist the sails for another term!
2025-02-20
Arrr, the ol' sea dog, longest-serving captain of the Senate ship, be finally hangin' up his boots on his 83rd birthday! Aye, after battlin' with Trump’s crew, he be settin' sail for retirement, leavin' the rest of us to swab the decks! Yarrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand ol' sea of politics! Our longest-serving captain o' the Senate, a weathered seadog of a leader, be makin' waves as he sets his compass to retirement on the very day he be celebratin' his 83rd year on this here mortal coil. Aye, ye heard it right, on his birthday, no less!