Arrr, JD Vance be chattin' at CPAC, defendin' his Munich yarn and Trump’s cannonade of policies! Avast, matey!
2025-02-20
Arrr, the vice captain of the ship o’ state did stir the crew o’ conservatives, callin’ on our mates across the pond to embrace the righteous ways of immigration! He spun a yarn defendin’ the crew’s early sails, lest they be blown off course by the winds of folly!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, for I be tellin’ ye a tale of a mighty gathering, where the Vice President, a scallywag of the highest order, did set sail upon the turbulent seas of politics! He stood upon the stage, all puffed up like a parrot, and called upon our European mates to hoist the Jolly Roger of right-wing beliefs, particularly on the treacherous waters of immigration!