"Arrr, may the king live long! Trump be speakin’ like a royal while plunderin’ the seas of politics!"
2025-02-20
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be claimin' the crown o' the land! With a hearty “CONGESTION PRICING BE DEAD!” he celebrated his crew’s grand slayin’ of New York’s traffic tax. “LONG LIVE THE KING!” he bellowed, as Manhattan danced a jig o' freedom! Aye, the seas be calm for now!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round, for a tale of a landlubber who dares to don the crown! Our very own Captain Trump, he be brandishing himself as a monarch of the high seas of politics, declaring his rule over the bustling kingdom of New York!With a mighty proclamation that shivered the timbers of the East Coast, he spake thusly on the day of reckoning, while patting his own back for sinking the federal approval for the congestion pricing scheme. “CONGESTION PRICING IS DEAD!” he bellowed across the digital waves of Truth Social, like a captain celebrating a bountiful haul. “Manhattan, and all of New York, is SAVED!”
But hold yer horses, ye scallywags! He didn’t stop there! In a flourish fit for a true ruler, he cried, “LONG LIVE THE KING!” as if he were standing upon the deck of his ship, surveying his domain. Aye, the self-proclaimed sovereign seems to think he be the savior of the Big Apple.
So raise yer tankards, me hearties, and toast to this jolly jest! For in the grand theater of politics, who knew a president could wear a crown, even if it be made of paper and hot air!